I want to introduce you guys to my roommate, Wensley the cat:
He's also technically my foster cat-child (I refer to myself as "mom's friend" so as not to deceive him from the truth), but I like telling him he's my roommate to make him feel more like an adult. I'm basically the reason he lives and breathes (because I control when and how much he eats) and he's semi-loyal, soft, and smells inexplicably of baby wipes all the time, so I love him back equally. We love hanging out and bonding. Some of our favorite hobbies include:
