ALL OF THE JUICE

Juice is my crack.

I started buying fresh juice every day during lunch when I got my job, and I haven't stopped once. Not kidding - 29 business days in a row, I have been at the Whole Foods juice counter filling out my juice order. I can't stop, and I won't stop (you can't make me).

If Kanye and I were to collaborate on an Ode to Juice, this is how it would go:

ALL OF THE JUUUUICE,
beet juice! carrot juice! apple juice! chard juice! ginger juice!
ALL OF THE JUICE, ALL OF THE JUUUUICE,
kale juice! spinach juice! celery juice! lemon juice! cucumber juice!
ALL OF THE JUICE,
turn on the juicer in here baby!
extra juice, I want y'all to taste this!
turn on the juicer in here baby!
you know what I mean, want you to taste every thing (in liquid form),
ALL OF THE JUUUUUUUICE!

In the words of the great Buster Bluth, "I love juice!"