ALL OF THE JUICE

Juice is my crack.

I started buying fresh juice every day during lunch when I got my job, and I haven't stopped once. Not kidding - 29 business days in a row, I have been at the Whole Foods juice counter filling out my juice order. I can't stop, and I won't stop (you can't make me).

UPDATED: WORKING GIRL

I want to clarify that, while I have absolutely no clue what I'm doing with my life, I do have a job...kind of. Technically I'm just an intern (though my LinkedIn profile begs to differ), but I do social media for a small marketing company in Franklin, Tennessee.

My job is a 22-year old's dream come true. Want to know what I do all day? I surf the Internet. That's right - it's true - I surf the Internet all day.

As a social media manager, I scour the web for stuff to post on our clients' Facebook and Twitter profiles that their followers will find interesting and engaging. That is the simplest explanation of my jobternship and it takes a lot more effort than it seems like it should at first glance, but the fact remains - I get paid to surf the Internet* - so go ahead a feel a little jealous.

 * Bill or Pat (my bosses), if you are reading this, I swear I'm not writing this at work.

UPDATE:

I became the mayor of my office on Foursquare today (with which I am obsessed), stealing the title from my boss. He has informed me that this is a fireable offense, so the whole, "I've got a job" thing is in some serious jeopardy at this point.